A lady tells her priest. "I have a problem, father. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
"That's obscene!," the priest exclaimed. HE thought for a moment, then said, "I may have a solution to your problem. You see, I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots to me, and I'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach yours to praise and worship. Your parrots will stop saying that phrase in no time."

"Thank you," the woman responded. "This may very well be the solution" .
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw his two male parrots in their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

One male parrot exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered."

- Willie H

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